I didn't get hyphy, but I did spend one hundred dollars on a steak.
The food was delicious, but I think I have to stick to Maruchan.
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As I sat down the waiter asked me if I wanted a black napkin.
"huh?"
"a black napkin, sir."
"what?"
"a black napkin, so you don't get lint on your suit."
I was wearing a suit.
This was my introduction to fine dining.
I enjoy food a lot. A third of my income goes towards dining. (A third to booze, and a third to travel, which tends to result in funds being redirected to food and booze.)
The food I normally eat costs less than eight bucks. I eat a lot of sandwiches, tacos, and salads. I go out to lunch everyday.
I'm making money now, so I can splurge on big meals once in a while.
Even though I have the fiscal capital to finely dine, I lack the cultural capital to eat at those places.
My palette isn't sophisticated enough to note the nuances between 1982 Chateau Mouton-Rothschild and 2003 Charles Shaw Cabernet. I can tell you that each could probably get me drunk.
I also don't know, nor care to learn, the customs of fine dining. But I do appreciate the black napkin.
I was thinking that I should open an informal "hundred dollar steak" restaurant. That's a bad idea though. Classy joints exist because they are expensive. Eating the finest cut of meat has more to do with where you are, than your cultivated taste buds. Filet Mignon tastes different when you are wearing shorts. Fine Dining is an arena for average people to investigate the performance of the elite. While you're being served and made a glutton you feel the way that we presume wealthy blue bloods feel.
An informal formal restaurant loses that aura of aristocracy, and thus is probably not a good idea for a business venture.
Though if I was going to spend $100 at an informal restaurant, I'd probably just buy 200 tacos from Jack in the Box.