A Mexican Colombia

Look this is all speculation, but I think that Colombia has a crush on Mexico.

• Telemex offers phone service to Colombians.

• There are several offices in a neighborhood that I've termed "The Mariachi District" that provide all the Mariachi services you could ever want:

  
  

• There is even a chain of mediocre tacos:

  

• In conclusion, I think that Colombia is crushing on Mexico. I don't know that the feelings are mutual. I think they should go on a date somewhere romantic in Central America.